ManRank: The Chris's

by Incredible_Brightness | created - 11 months ago | updated - 11 months ago | Public

A list where I rank all the Chris's in entertainment and the world of celebrity in terms of hotness. This is just my opinion, I'll warn you ahead of time that you will disagree with me plenty of times. I tend to like meat over muscle and handsome over pretty most days of the week unless it's whatever weird kind of pretty and muscular my particular gay-ass brain is wired to. Also: I love older men. Deal with it. Make your own list at any time if you'd care to.

1. Christopher Meloni

Actor | Man of Steel

Blessed with a piercing, blue-eyed glint, brawny looks, cocky "tough guy" stance and effortless charisma, TV's Christopher Meloni has grabbed audiences' attention, male and female alike, finding breakthrough small screen stardom playing both sides of the law. Audiences first were taken in by his ...

The hottest Chris/Christopher there has been or will ever be- I will fight you on this.

2. Chris Messina

Actor | Away We Go

Chris Messina was born on August 11, 1974 in New York City, New York, USA. He is an actor, known for Away We Go (2009), Argo (2012) and Devil (2010). He is married to Jennifer Todd. They have two children. He was previously married to Rosemarie DeWitt.

3. Chris Pratt

Actor | Guardians of the Galaxy

Christopher Michael Pratt is an American film and television actor. He came to prominence for his small-screen roles, including Bright Abbott in Everwood (2002), Ché in The O.C. (2003), and Andy Dwyer and Parks and Recreation (2009), and notable film roles in Moneyball (2011), The Five-Year ...

4. Chris O'Donnell

Actor | Batman & Robin

Christopher Eugene O'Donnell was born on June 26th, 1970 in Winnetka, Illinois, to Julie Ann (Rohs) and William Charles O'Donnell, Sr., who managed a CBS radio station, WBBM-AM. He is the youngest child in his family, with four sisters and two brothers. His father had Irish ancestry and his ...

5. Christopher Reeve

Actor | Superman

Christopher D'Olier Reeve was born September 25, 1952, in New York City, to journalist Barbara Johnson (née Barbara Pitney Lamb) and writer/professor F.D. Reeve (Franklin D'Olier Reeve). He came from an upper-class family; his paternal grandfather was CEO of Prudential Financial, and one of his ...

6. Christopher Masterson

Actor | Malcolm in the Middle

Christopher Masterson was born on January 22, 1980 in Long Island, New York, USA as Christopher Kennedy Masterson. He is an actor and producer, known for Malcolm in the Middle (2000), Scary Movie 2 (2001) and My Best Friend's Wedding (1997).

7. Chris Diamantopoulos

Actor | The Three Stooges

Chris grew up splitting his time between Greece and Canada. At age 9, he started doing TV commercials and professional theater. He left home at 18 to perform in a series of US national tours after which, he landed on Broadway. Chris now splits his time between New York and Los Angeles acting in TV ...

8. Christopher Atkins

Actor | The Blue Lagoon

Christopher Atkins was born on February 21, 1961 in Rye, New York, USA as Christopher Atkins Bomann. He is an actor and writer, known for The Blue Lagoon (1980), The Pirate Movie (1982) and A Night in Heaven (1983). He was previously married to Lyn Barron.

9. Chris Jericho

Actor | MacGruber

American-born, Canadian-raised professional wrestler, rock singer, actor and author. Debuted in 1990 in Calgary after training in the Hart Family Dungeon. He competed for Stampede Wrestling, for the Canadian National Wrestling Alliance (no connection to the National Wrestling Alliance) and West ...

10. Chris Potter

Actor | The Pacifier

Toronto native, Chris Potter, is a veteran of the film & television industry.

Having appeared in over 450 episodes of various programs (including the Lead of 8 television series), in 10 feature films, in excess of 20 TV movies, and having directed 15 television episodes, Chris is without a doubt one...

11. Chris Martin

Soundtrack | The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

One of the UK's most distinctive and popular singers and songwriters, Chris Martin was educated at the prestigious Sherborne School in Dorset. As a child he was musically inspired by artists such as A-Ha, Echo & The Bunnymen, The Smiths, U2 and Peter Gabriel, who achieved commercial success in the ...

I keep forgetting how many times a Google Image search of this guy left me readjusting in my seat.

12. Christopher Knight

Actor | The Brady Bunch

Christopher Anton Knight was born November 7, 1957 in Manhattan, New York, the second of four children: three boys and one girl. Around the time he was three, his family moved to Los Angeles, where his father, an actor, later began seeking auditions for his two oldest sons as a means of saving ...

Vh1's Surreal Life. Look it up!

13. Christopher Allport

Actor | To Live and Die in L.A.

Christopher Allport was born on June 17, 1947 in Boston, Massachusetts, USA as Alexander Wise Allport Jr. He was an actor, known for To Live and Die in L.A. (1985), Queen (1993) and Jack Frost (1997). He was married to Susan Elizabeth Hayden and Carolyn Jones. He died on January 25, 2008 in ...

14. Chris Pine

Actor | Star Trek

Chris Pine was born in Los Angeles. His parents are actors Robert Pine and Gwynne Gilford, and his maternal grandparents were Max M. Gilford, a president of the Hollywood Bar Association, and actress Anne Gwynne. His sister, Katherine Pine, has also acted. Chris's ancestry is Russian Jewish (from ...

15. Christian Slater

Actor | True Romance

Christian Michael Leonard Slater was born on August 18, 1969 in New York City, to Michael Hawkins, a well-known soap actor, and Mary Jo Slater (née Lawton), a casting agent. Christian started in show business early, appearing on the soap opera The Edge of Night (1956) in 1976 at the age of 7. He ...

16. Chris Hardwick

Producer | Talking Dead

Chris Hardwick was born on November 23, 1971 in Louisville, Kentucky, USA as Christopher Ryan Hardwick. He is a producer and actor, known for Talking Dead (2011), @midnight (2013) and The Wall (2016). He has been married to Lydia Hearst since August 20, 2016.

17. Chris Noth

Actor | Sex and the City

Two-time Golden Globe nominee and SAG Award nominated actor Chris Noth stars on Season 3 FX's critically acclaimed drama Tyrant (2014) and has two independent films coming out this year.

On Tyrant (2014), Noth enters the show in its third season premiering in July, starring as Gen. William Cogswell,...

18. Chris Hemsworth

Actor | The Avengers

Chris Hemsworth was born in Melbourne, Australia, to Leonie (van Os), a teacher of English, and Craig Hemsworth, a social-services counselor. His brothers are actors Liam Hemsworth and Luke Hemsworth. He is of Dutch (from his immigrant maternal grandfather), Irish, English, Scottish, and German ...

I guess this is where the list, not as a whole but rather as a section, basically disappears into a black hole- I have so much trouble drumming up any enthusiasm for the Hemsworths. I don't know what it is. When I look at this man, I think of anything but sex. This guy is the antidote to my horniness. His brother is much more attractive.

19. Chris Evans

Actor | The Avengers

Christopher Robert Evans began his acting career in typical fashion: performing in school productions and community theatre.

He was born in Boston, Massachusetts, the son of Lisa (Capuano), who worked at the Concord Youth Theatre, and G. Robert Evans III, a dentist. His uncle is congressman Mike ...

Sorry to differ from the screaming crowd but he was hotter as a teen, with jet black hair, and even then he had no ass. So... here's to the very specific and conditional beauty of the prettyboy which most people seem to prefer as a blond. (I don't get that.) I was into him for awhile but I'm kind of very, very over him now.

20. Chris Rock

Actor | Top Five

Christopher Julius Rock was born in Andrews, South Carolina and raised in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, New York. He is the son of Rosalie (Tingman), a teacher and social worker for the mentally handicapped, and Julius Rock, a truck driver and newspaper deliveryman, whose own father was a preacher.

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Despite his reputation, some of his awful choices in acting roles, and his goofy impressions, Rock has always been one of the best looking men of his era. Period. I think he's more handsome than Denzel Washington and would look a lot better holding a rose and bottle of champagne (obvious joke is obvious) than Brad Pitt. He would make an interesting James Bond, as a matter of fact (long as he keeps the mustache). I'm not saying Idris Elba wouldn't be a better James Bond but... Chris Rock to me is sexier than Idris Elba. So long as he's not making a Bugs Bunny face. Rock's confidence makes him sexy without making him stoic. (More than I can say for Idris or Denzel.)

21. Christopher Daniel Barnes

Actor | The Little Mermaid

Christopher Daniel Barnes was born on November 7, 1972 in Portland, Maine, USA. He is an actor, known for The Little Mermaid (1989), Spider-Man (1994), The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) and A Very Brady Sequel (1996). Barnes moved to New York when he was eight years old, where he began his acting career...

This picture makes me want to throw things (like an animated villain in a control room after their plot has failed) but, damn it, CDB is still hot as hell.

22. Christopher Lee

Actor | Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee was perhaps the only actor of his generation to have starred in so many films and cult saga. Although most notable for personifying bloodsucking vampire, Dracula, on screen, he portrayed other varied characters on screen, most of which were villains, whether it ...

See the film The Whip and the Body, Christopher Lee was absolutely gorgeous in his late-30's to mid-40's.

23. Christopher Eccleston

Actor | Doctor Who

Christopher Eccleston trained at the Central School of Speech and Drama and first came to public attention as Derek Bentley in Let Him Have It (1991). However, it was a regular role in the television series Cracker (1993) that made him a recognizable figure in the United Kingdom. He appeared in the ...

Okay, what's up with this trend of professional pics of beautiful men looking animalistically hairy + wet like they just came in from being homeless in the rain? You'd never see Emma Stone take a picture like that. I would never cast an actor who used this as a headshot or signature photo. What the fuck? It's stupid. Screw this dumb, shitty trend.

24. Christopher Plummer

Actor | Beginners

Arthur Christopher Orme Plummer was born in Toronto, Ontario. He is the only child of Isabella Mary (Abbott), a secretary to the Dean of Sciences at McGill University, and John Orme Plummer, who sold securities and stocks. He is a great-grandson of John Abbott, who was Canada's third Prime Minister...

Judged purely on his role in The Sound of Music, which is the only film I've seen him in before the late 80's when he suddenly aged like a piece of fruit. (Sorry, Mr. Plummer. I really mean that- you *should* in fact be recast in every male role in almost every Kevin Spacey film.)

25. Christopher Rich

Actor | Reba

Most familiar to television viewers as the dim-witted anchorman Miller Redfield on Murphy Brown (1988), Christopher Rich has enjoyed a successful career in television, film and theater. Born in Dallas, Texas, Rich began performing in plays while attending high school in the Rio Grande Valley, urged...

I'll admit his smile makes it look as though he's going to murder you with a spiked golf club while secretly wearing underwear with Jared Leto Joker imprints on it. But he was damn hot in his 30's and 40's. No denying that bod.

26. Chris Isaak

Soundtrack | Wild at Heart

Chris Isaak was born on June 26, 1956 in Stockton, California, USA as Christopher Joseph Isaak.

The more his publicists posed him like Elvis, the more he wound up looking like Lyle Lovett. But, #1: he used to box. And, #2: he used to look great with his shirt off.

27. Chris Eigeman

Actor | Metropolitan

Chris Eigeman was born on March 1, 1965 in Denver, Colorado, USA as Christopher Eigeman. He is an actor and director, known for Metropolitan (1990), Turn the River (2007) and Barcelona (1994). He has been married to Linda D. Eigeman since 1993. They have one child.

28. Chris Colfer

Actor | Struck by Lightning

Chris Colfer is a very talented actor and vocalist who was born on May 27, 1990 in Fresno, California, USA as Christopher Paul Colfer. He is an actor, known for Glee (2009-2015), Struck by Lightning (2012), and The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell. His break out role was as Kurt Hummel in Glee, ...

I'm not blind.

29. Chris Klein

Actor | American Pie

Chris Klein was born in Hinsdale, Illinois, on March 14, 1979, to Terese (Bergen), a kindergarten teacher, and Fred Klein, an engineer. He is of German, Irish, and English descent. After spending the first thirteen years of his life there, he moved with his family to Nebraska. It was while he was ...

Here's a case of always having had the ideal bod but being cursed with a face of pure rock. It's nice to have a square jaw but an entirely square head? I haven't seen him in much at all but my wish is that he ages like Jon Hamm.

30. Chris Kattan

Actor | A Night at the Roxbury

Christopher Lee Kattan was born in Sherman Oaks, California, to model Hajni Joslyn and actor Kip King. Chris moved to Mt. Baldy when he turned five, and resided there until the age of fifteen, when he moved to Bainbridge Island, Washington for high school.

After he graduated from high school, Chris ...

His looks are weird. His body does this thing to our collective eyes like the reflection in a Funhouse mirror. But he actually has muscles and is very wiry and physically healthy in his key 90's and early 2000's roles.

31. Chris Parnell

Actor | Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Born and raised in Memphis, Tennessee, Chris Parnell enrolled at Germantown High School where he took drama and auditioned for every play. In 1985, when he was a senior at Germantown, he was voted "Most Talented" by his classmates. Right after graduating high school, Chris attended North Carolina ...

Hotter than he ever shows us. And I really wish he'd show us more.

32. Chris Hoffman

Actor | Lions for Lambs

Chris Hoffman is an actor, known for Lions for Lambs (2007), Molly's Game (2017) and Saints & Sinners (2007).

33. Christopher Lloyd

Actor | Back to the Future

Christopher Lloyd was born on October 22, 1938 in Stamford, Connecticut, USA as Christopher Allen Lloyd. He is an actor, known for Back to the Future (1985), Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) and Addams Family Values (1993). He has been married to Lisa Loiacono since 2016. He was previously married to ...

Forget the weird, frazzled mad scientist with cotton-white clown wig hair. Remember Professor Plum. In the Lounge. With his leg wrapped around Miss Scarlett (so long as she consents to this, of course). The man is handsome and had excellent thighs.

34. Chris Cooper

Actor | Adaptation.

Christopher Walton Cooper was born in Kansas City, Missouri, to Mary Ann (Walton), a homemaker, and Charles Sherwood Cooper, a cattleman and internist who served as a doctor in the US Air Force. His parents were from Texas, where Cooper was raised.

Educated at the University of Missouri school of ...

Judged by his role in American Beauty in that tight, wet tanktop. R. Lee Ermey so wishes. Every single night before he falls asleep.

35. Christian Bale

Actor | The Dark Knight

Christian Charles Philip Bale was born in Pembrokeshire, Wales, UK on January 30, 1974, to English parents Jennifer "Jenny" (James) and David Charles Howard Bale. His mother was a circus performer and his father, who was born in South Africa, was a commercial pilot. The family lived in different ...

Though he's most famous for his beefed-up, almost squeaky Shower Bod role in American Psycho- he's never had that body anywhere else. Don't kid yourself. He was a dream spokesmodel for classic briefs in exactly one movie and that is all. But... yeah, that was one incredibly memorable movie.

36. Chris Tucker

Actor | Rush Hour 2

At one point in time, Chris Tucker was the highest paid actor in Hollywood.

Tucker was born in Atlanta, Georgia, to Mary Louise (Bryant) and Norris Tucker, who owned a janitorial service. After graduating from high school, Tucker made a change to move to Hollywood from Georgia to pursue a career in ...

Only took him nearly 40 years but he finally filled out. He used to be *way* too skinny, is what I'm trying to say.

37. Chris Elliott

Actor | Groundhog Day

Chris Elliott was born on May 31, 1960 in New York City, New York, USA as Christopher Nash Elliott. He is an actor and writer, known for Groundhog Day (1993), There's Something About Mary (1998) and Cabin Boy (1994). He has been married to Paula Niedert Elliott since March 8, 1986. They have two ...

All I can say is that Scary Movie 2 was a terrible publicity move for his sex appeal considering Groundhog Day found him less sexy than Bill Murray. (For the record, he's always going to be sexier than Bill Murray.)

38. Christopher Walken

Actor | Hairspray

Nervous-looking lead and supporting actor of the American stage and films, with sandy colored hair, pale complexion and a somewhat nervous disposition. He won an Oscar as Best Supporting Actor for his performance in The Deer Hunter (1978), and has been seen in mostly character roles, often ...

Stop dancing in suits. Please. You're not Betty White. Also, he's never going to be James Spader and I think he and his legions of fans are just fine with that. He was never supposed to be sexy and outside of his role in A View to a Kill, he'll never be mistaken as such. At least, not by me.



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