For standing her up on a scheduled luncheon date earlier in the day, Johnny surprises Moira at a Jazzagals rehearsal, he who will take her out for drinks following the rehearsal. The other Jazzagals' reaction to Johnny being at their rehearsal leads to Moira wanting to have her cake and eat it too, at least as much as one in her circumstance in Schitt's Creek can eat. Meanwhile, Stevie tries to get David out of his funk concerning the awkward state of his and Patrick's relationship following the debacle that was the barbecue, by treating him to a spa resort trip. As she has done with Jake in the past, Stevie informed the resort that she and David were going to be on their honeymoon to get the freebies that usually go along with such information. Upon seeing what the resort has done for them, Stevie and David have to decide how far they will go with the ruse to receive all the freebies, especially in light of David's fragile state concerning love. And Alexis doesn't want to admit to ...